Férj és feleség alszik éjjel, egyszercsak megszólal a telefon.
Férj: – Nekem lesz, mondd azt, hogy nem vagyok itthon.
A feleség fölveszi a telefont: – Itthon van.
És leteszi a telefont.
Férj: – Mi ütött beléd?
Feleség: – Nem téged kerestek.
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