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Mindenkinek megvan, hogy a Fidesz – ismét elmebeteg – dolgot vett a fejébe?

Az van hogy annyira minden rendben van az országban, hogy már tényleg csak egyetlen egy dolog az, ami hiányzik: hogy Orbán kifutófiúit Ispánnak a megyéket pedig Vármegyének hívják a jövőben. Csak be ne fagyjon a Duna.

Ezt parodizálta ki az RTL műsorvezetője Szellő István az esti híradóban. Mivel az ország legnézettebb hírműsoráról van szó, nyílvánvaló, hogy Viktor urunk toporzákolt felcsúti uradalmában amikor mindezt meglátta:

Tekintetes asszonnyal búcsúzunk mára innen a székesfővárosból, kisztihand! Este Rábai uram várja önöket!

Nemzetes uraim. Tekintetes főméltóságok! Kérjük osszák meg ezt a cikket ama lenti gombal vala a közösségi krónikában, hogy a többi effendi is láthassa: Ezek komplett idióták a jobboldalon… vala.

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